〖Phrases you wish you could use at work/school〗
1. How about never? Is never good for you?
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. No, my powers can only be used for good.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. No, my powers can only be used for good.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
